Saturday, August 14, 2010

Loophole to prostitution

I think I figured out a way for prostitutes to be legal. If I were a hooker, I could make something stupid, like a ruler, to sell. I would hold up my rulers and when the johns came around, I would quote 50 cents. I'd get their name, background, etc. Then when I'm about to do the deed I tell him I need more money to feed my twelve children. Never do I mention sex. We just happen to hit it off because he likes my rulers, we got to know eachother, and now he's just a friend taking care of me and my kids.


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