Random thought...

One of my random thoughts... So I'm sitting here on the floor folding clothes and listening to jazz music playing on the TV. I occasionally look up at the TV to see the artist. I wonder how the artists come up with their song titles. Not the jazz songs with words- I'm talking about the ones without words.

The Fetish

We have two cats, Bela and Zoey. Zoey has always had a fetish for socks, panties, toys, and even a rug one time. While we're sleeping, he has a huge party dragging anything he can find into our bed. Over the years, we've had to get smart about where we put things so he can't get to them. I bought some hair bows for a friend of mine and left them on the pool table, and of course, they end up in my bed. So I gather them up and put them in a closet. But somehow, hair bows still end up in my bed! I swear, he has a secret stash somewhere! When I fold laundry, I put it back in the basket because it's easier to distribute to everybody's rooms. I ALWAYS put the socks at the bottom so he can't get to them. Well every single time, he finds a way to get them out and they end up in my bed. So last night, I packed my gym bag in preparation for my Monday night workout. Knowing the sock radar that Zoey has, I stuff the socks IN my shoes, which are in the BOTTOM of my bag, the bag is ON TOP of the kitchen counter so he couldn't get to it. When I got up this morning, I noticed my sports bra on the kitchen counter but nothing else was messed with so I thought I had won. Well after work today, I go to put on my socks and they are gone! That damn cat Houdini'd my socks out of my bag! I've got to get that cat to Hollywood!

The Sword

One of Ava's friends, Grace, had a birthday party at school yesterday. Seemed pretty cool because when I picked her up, her face was painted and she had a balloon sword. Well this morning she told me she her sword was "a pirate ship". But those words coming from a mumbling 3 1/2 year old sound like "a pile of sh*t". It took me a minute to figure out what she had really said. Made me chuckle.


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